Regardless of how many weights you lift, you will never get to live out your blue collar gay fantasies.
- You will never have your dick sucked by another mechanic as you work on a raised automobile.
- A plumber will never give you a reach around as he lays pipe at non-union pace.
- A police officer will never morning cuddle with you after his beat, smelling of tobacco, coffee and the streets outside.
At least working long hours is macho, right?