The Virgin baby killer v the Chad child savior

Today Ireland votes to retain or repeal the 8th Amendment on the equal right to life of the mother and the unborn. Some of you may appreciate a quick run-down on this long and contentious campaign:

 

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The repeal voter is flabby and feminized, forced to hide his soy-riddled body in a baggy black jumper, baying for the blood of the only thing weaker than him.

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typical repeal voter

 

By contrast, the retain voter is virile, masculine and wears either a 3 piece suit, a jumpsuit or nothing over his chiseled physique. He understands the duty of the strong is to protect the weak.

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Note the small penis that indicates an Apollonian alpha male: cool headed and logical. Virility is in the balls. As it the duty. The hedonism and barbarity is in the shaft.

 

Rich Piana knew this, but chose to disregard the ancient wisdom of the dick to ball ratio:

Now he’s in a 6 foot wide, lead lined coffin designated as a Superfund cleanup site.

 

The entire world is the struggle between the Apollonian and the Priapic in man.
Or between the Platonic and the Socratic.

Or between the Socratic and the Socratic.

 

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2 thoughts on “The Virgin baby killer v the Chad child savior

  1. Rich was the best. RIP.

    I hope Ireland doesn’t legalize it. Ireland should legalize roids so humanity could be left behind while shooting blanks until you PCT.

  2. “The entire world is the struggle between the Apollonian and the Priapic in man.”

    Would prefer Unrealized Gainz over Jordan Peterson’s brand of douchebaggian word salad 10/10.

    Write a self-help book and start selling it ASAP.

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